Song 11!
“Ninja Sex”
No, you didn’t misread that. It’s called Ninja Sex. Joe Conway sent in that submission and I ran with it. Somehow we ended up with a James Brownian/Prince-y thing.
…Side note- everyone has been sending in such amazing suggestions, lyrics, photos etc. Please don’t take offense if I don’t choose yours. I’m trying to do this process without taking into account who the person sending is, and whether or not they make a compelling argument. (Though I’d love to write all the birthday, wedding, etc songs that you guys have been asking for!) It’s just basically whatever hits me on on a given day. So apologies in advance if I don’t use your suggestion this time around. Ok, done with my weird disclaimer. Now, presenting…. NINJA SEX!
Lyrics:
Ninja Sex
Dressed up all in black, they sneak behind your back
And make you feel just like you are a star
Baby don’t look now cause you might get flipped around
Then something slips right under your radar
Oh my my, take you flying through the night
Oh my my, don’t bother putting up a fight
You might think you’ve had the best
But darlin you ain’t had it til you’ve had Ninja Sex
It might get surreal, but no matter how it feels
Only one of you is gonna make a sound
And you can be sure- they know how to use a sword
You won’t know which way is up or down
Oh my my, take you flying through the night
Oh my my, don’t bother putting up a fight
You might think you’ve had the best
But darlin you ain’t had it til you’ve had Ninja Sex
Forget what you have heard- we are putting out the word
Robes and masks are back in fashion
Skip the foot rub and forget about the club
They put the ass in assassin
Oh my my, take you flying through the night
Oh my my, don’t bother putting up a fight
You might think you’ve had the best
But darlin you ain’t had it til you’ve had Ninja Sex
